Tagalog Slang

These are so funny... I had to repost them:
Taken from www.astigmachism.com
**NOTE: Terms may be vulgar or green

Carinderia Terms:

• TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
• LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
• HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
• PORKSILOG - Baboy, Sinangag, Itlog
• CHICKSILOG - Chicken Sinangag Itlog
• AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
• LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
• PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
• KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
• PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
• MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
• BAHAW - kaning lamig ito… pero may nagtinda, Bakang Inihaw
• KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
• HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
• HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
• HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpek’n
• PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpek’n, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
• DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
• DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
• BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
• BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit
• KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
• KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
• SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
• SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out
• SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
• SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit… Take out w/ Ketchup
• PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
• PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
• PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
• PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging… + Yosi
• PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
• PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
• SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
• SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
• SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
• SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
• SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Tinola, Teriyaki, Kochinta
• SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS! - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
• SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - …same as above, minura mo lang yung waiter - kasi ang tagal ng order…

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Hair Terms

• WENEKLEK - Buhok sa utong(Nipple hair)
• TUTSANG- Buhok sa butas ng ilong(Nose hairs)
• ASOGUE - Buhok sa kili-kili(The hair under your armpits.)
• MULMUL - Buhok sa gitna ng nunal(The hair that grows in the middle of a mole.)
• BURNIK - Buhok sa paligid ng puwet(The hair that surrounds the anus.)

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Sh^t Terms

• KURIMAW - Dumi na naiiwan sa brief o panty(Toxic residue left in underwear - also known as "skid marks".)
• TUBOL - Malaking piraso ng tae(A large piece of feces..)
• PUYUKOT - maliliit o mabibilog na piraso ng tae (parang sa pusa)(Small or Roundish pieces of manure - like cat poop.)
• URMOT - Matubig na tae(Watery shit.)
• BURIS - Matubig na tae, parang gripo ang puwet(Watery shit, like your ass just became a faucet.)
• BULTOKACHI - Tubig na bumabalik sa puwet ‘pag nalaglag ang isang malaking ebak.(Water that splashes back on the anus when a large piece of shit falls.)
• MCARTHUR - Tae na bumabalik pagkatapos i-flush.(Shit that comes back after you flush.)

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Other Slang Terms

• TRIPOKTIK - Huling tulo ng ihi(The last droplets of piss.)
• PUKANE - Kulangot na tumigas sa loob ng ilong(Dried boogers that hardened inside your nose.)
• KALAMANTUTAY - Mabahong pangalan(A bad smelling/sounding name)
• SPONGKLONG - Bagong wikaan para sa isang tangang tao(New wording for a stupid person.)
• HALIPAROT - Malanding bakla(A faggot who is "too" friendly.)
• LAPONGGA - Kahalintulad ng laplapan o lamasan(Akin to brutal French-kissing or over-enthusiastic fondling.)
• BAKOKANG - Higanteng peklat na makintab ang takip(Giant scar with a shiny crust.)
• BAKTOL - Baho galing sa katawan bunga ng pawis(Body odor brought on by too much sweat.)
• JABAR - Basang kili-kili (Wet Armpits.)
• BASKIL - Basang kili-kili(Wet armpits.)
• BASTI - Basang titi(Wet penis.)
• SPRIKITIK - Libag na naipon sa relo(The body dirt that accumulates in watches and watch bracelets.)