but u will always be.

I'm kinda interested and kinda bored... So I've stolen this from Jan :D

What if someone (STRANGER) insults you and tells you this:

1. Ang arte mo!

What I wish I could say: fucker, ur point is....?
What I would really say: sige nga ikaw gumawa!

2. mas matalino naman ako sayo

What I wish I could say: aba, sino nagsasalita!
What I would really say: amen.

3. crush ako ng crush mo?

What I wish I could say: die, bitch! die!
What I would really say: and ur point is?

4. am bobo mo pala sa math!

What I wish I could say: of course! but not as bobo as you!
What I would really say: of course!

5. bilisan mo naman!

What I wish I could say: putang ina tumahimik kita kundi isasaksak ko tong baseball bat sa bunganga mo at ipapalo kita sa kabundukan ng tralala nang kagatin ka ng askal ni batman! (wth?!)
What I would really say: ANO BA!!!?!?!!?! SANDALI LANG!!!

 6. ang sungit mo! 

What I wish I could say: EH kasi mas masungit ka!
What I would really say: okiiiiii... *smile*

7. Gusto mo ng away?

What I wish I could say: ang yabang nito ah! sige nga...
What I would really say: Ayoko! bakit? may problema? ha? ha? ha?

8. takot ka ata sa kin eh?

What I wish I could say: yabang mo! kala mo kung sino!
What I would really say: yabang mo!

9. Mas mahal nia ko!

What I wish I could say: papatayin kita!! (in the evil spirit voice)
What I would really say: paano ka sure? waahaha.

10. Ambababa namn ng grades mo!

What I wish I could say: tingnan mo nga sarili mo. mas mababa pa nga eh. kala mo kung sinong perpekto
What I would really say: tingnan mo nga sarili mo. mas mababa pa nga eh.

WHAT IF SINABI SAYO ITO NG CRUSH MO?
 
1. crush kita

What I wish I could say: SYEEET! I LAB YU TU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I would really say: Wanna go out on a date?

2. Hindi kita mahal?

What I wish I could say: mamatay ka!
What I would really say: may pag-asa pa naman diba? waahha?

3. Mahal na kita

What I wish I could say: SYEEET! WOOOOHOOOO! MAGPAKASAL NA TAYO! Wahaha!
What I would really say: I love you too!

4. pakopya naman ng assignment

What I wish I could say: turuan na lang kita kung paano. :D
What I would really say: turuan na lang kita kung paano.

5. crush ko yung friend mo

What I wish I could say:  MASUNOG KAYO SA IMPYERNO!
What I would really say: ah ok.

6. pwede patabi sa upuan mo?

What I wish I could say: PRAISE ThE LORD!
What I would really say: sure!

7. cute mo magsmile.

What I wish I could say: dapat lang. wahaha *smiles*
What I would really say: *smile really really really wide... then laugh a bit* 

E KAPAG PARENTS MO ANG NAGSABI SAYO NITO?
 
1. Umuwi ka ng maaga.

What I wish I could say: i hate you. inggit ka lang eh. importante din toh noh.
What I would really say: *sisimangot at susunod*

2. magaling ka pala sumayaw?

What I wish I could say: ako pa?
What I would really say: *fake laugh*
 
3. hindi ka pwedeng pumasok sa klase

What I wish I could say: weird! sure!
What I would really say: ok.

4. bawal ka maggirlfriend

What I wish I could say: mamatay ka!.
What I would really say: *sisimangot at susunod*

5. magaral ka ng mabuti.

What I wish I could say: you always say that but you never appreciate what i do.
What I would really say: okay already!

E KAPAG TEACHER MO NAGSABI SAYO NITO?

1.Kailangan kong makausap magulang mo

What I wish I could say: WHAT? SHIT! DIE, BITCH!
What I would really say: fynwhat? wait! why? cher naman eh! mambibiro ka talaga! waahaha! you ah! tinakot mo ko ah.................. don't kill me!

2.Ang makita kong mangopya mamatay na! 

What I wish I could say: bakit naman ako magpapatanga't ipapakita sayo?
What I would really say: *quiet din*